When you haven’t heard, there’s an online dating website and application called FarmersOnly, which boasts the tagline, “City folks simply aren’t getting it!”

By the means, that tagline’s completely maybe maybe maybe maybe not reasonable to state because loads of town people just like me had been once country bumpkins themselves. But pay attention, we have it.

And by “it” I mean a farmer’s appeal.

Whenever a pal said in regards to the site that is dating as a tale, we thought it sounded hilarious, certain, but I became additionally fascinated.

Among the numerous forms of guys i have constantly thought would make a match that is great me personally is a pleasant southern kid, the type whom appears hot in a plaid top, plays electric guitar, and really really loves their mama a lot more than sweet tea.

I’m able to see him now — dirty blond locks gleaming into the sunshine, call at a industry chewing on an item of wheat. Exactly why is he chewing wheat? I’m not sure. But I Prefer it. There is one thing authoritative and manly about some guy saying, “F— it. I do not also require bread. (mais…)